CRAWFORD COUNTY, INDIANA — Noting the stark difference between country and city living, country resident Pat McCalaghan said Friday that he would walk out of his home for two hours to hear his closest neighbor having sex. We made sure we had to move more than a mile, said Ms. McCalahan, who lives alone on five acres of land. Communicate with them while they have sex, go to the next town, go down the highway, up the long driveway, and your bedroom is at the far end of the house. It’s not for you, but there are days when I miss being able to walk a few feet to my window and hear some good love. By the time I get to them, they’ll probably have finished screwing, so there’s never going to be an emergency. McCalahan was seen loading a truck with a pie she made for her neighbor and a ladder in case she decided to have sex upstairs again.